I guess my standards aregetting to be to high. I just finished watching the 2nd Hobbit movie which was full of campy bullshit. Peter Jackson seems to have gotten Gore Verbinski’s man smell all over his creativity. The action was cut like a god damn Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Jackson just took a big fat spam flavored shit on middle Earth. The Hobbit book had its own set of issues yet he some how managed to fluff the material up for 3 movies without adding anything to it. The film spent so much time chasing impossible barrels rides down a river, yet couldn’t be bothered to have a shit squirts worth of time exploring the Elven dinner in the forest, let alone having Bilbo taunt the spiders of Mirkwood, before plummeting into a horrid CGI metallurgy episode that was impossibly stupid and unrelated to anything in Tolkien’s original works!!
It is also worth mentioning that they topped it off with frothy vomity acid belched slurry of rehashed moments from The Lord of the ring films. Did they think pinning Gandalf against a wall again was so cool the first time that it was indispensable to this tale?
To round out the fluids I would say Peter and Hollywood have projectile shat an only slightly entertaining version of the film onto the screen. Unfortunately he appears to have drawn out the shit storm to an Anemic 3 movies that end up being more flawed that the original books.